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What I've Learned From Gossip Girl:
- Always make a situation as awkward as possible.
- When the situation becomes as awkward as possible, leave abruptly.
- Always have a wide assemblage of portable electronic recording devices.
- It's cool for high school kids to give you a hard-on.
- Minorities make for awesome henchmen!
- Web marketing.
- All middle-class Brooklynites with scholarships to private schools live in giant warehouse lofts in Williamsburg. Come to think of it, that sounds kinda familiar..
- I need a goddamn waffle maker.
- Living alone in a Los Angeles studio gives one little to do but shamelessly continue to humour oneself with it's presence and therein continue to add to this list.